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Spying billboards, man machine and militarizing the moon + this day in history w/first spam emails and our song of the day by Africaine 808 on your Morning Monarchy for May 3, 2016.

You will never see the likes of the Brothers Berrigan again. Or Will Rogers, the Marks (Twain and Russell), Dick Gregory, Mort Sahl, George Carlin and Bill Hicks. We’re not talking historical vestiges, vintage heroes. No. We’re talking simply the best of the best who will never return. At least for a few more lifetimes. Listen herein to find the context of my cantankerous contempt.

You’re nothing. Insignificant cosmically. And the sooner you understand this the healthier you’ll be. Psychically. Herein are subjects that you should review – humility, your role in the cosmic garbage disposal and how to self-analyze through talk therapy and thought experiments. It’s a rather simple concept and one I commend to you. Take heart. It’s all perspective. And, like incest, it’s all relative. You’re welcome.

Remember that thing called the election? I mean the election. With our media’s ghoulish and juvenescent preoccupation with over-the-top funereal renditions of what is allegedly respectful remembrance and classy eulogia, all that matters is ignored. But I tried. And try. To redirect the attention span of our collective country.

China makes another new major move during the new gold rush; Between the lawsuit, the oil and the 28 pages - there's another new window of opportunity for some 9/11+15 truth; and another new poll shows the dinosaur media continues to go extinct.

China makes another new major move during the new gold rush; Between the lawsuit, the oil and the 28 pages - there's another new window of opportunity for some 9/11+15 truth; and another new poll shows the dinosaur media continues to go extinct.

Fake web stories, sticker of the beast and paranoia-inducing apps + this day in history w/OKC Bombing and our song of the day by Amber Arcades on your Morning Monarchy for April 19, 2016.

The American public is distracted, detached and distanced from anything that we vaguely recognize as relevant. And who can blame us? It’s so much easier to talk of the pol who cuts a pizza slice with a knife and fork versus the patented pleated fold. Or seeing Madame Hillary fumble with a NY subway Metrocard to travel two stops in her sudden connection with the masses. We’re a country who knows nothing, feels nothing and appreciates nothing. That involves intellectual heavy lifting. And concern. Alas.

Virtual death, curse tablets and a ghostly photoshoot + this day in history w/WHO established and our song of the day by Har Mar Superstar on your Morning Monarchy for April 7, 2016.

Americans are too busy. Too busy taking pictures of their food and selfies and being self-absorbed and self-focused, bathing in a warm narcissistic glow. And when it comes to getting deep into certain issues, especially those that might be construed as being conspiratorial in nature (translation: true), you might as well change that channel, Sparky. We’re busy. But how we love to bask in the delusion that we’re news junkies, possessed of an elementary understanding of the working parts of multitiered issues analysis. Pshaw! Have a nice day.