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Everything's wrestling, festival elections and the hipster invasion + this day in history w/Zoot Suit Riots and our song of the day by Beck on your Morning Monarchy for June 3, 2016.

Class, what do we do when we’re presented with something that doesn’t jibe or comport with our limited and heavily-propagandized worldview of history and current events? That’s right we cover our heads and scream “CONSPIRACY THEORY!”

Tertius gaudens. Motive. Explication. The concept and doctrine (translated as rejoicing third in English) refers to a situation in which one party benefits from a conflict among two others. The term is often attributed to the German sociologist Georg Simmel and is provided by some enlightened historians as a motivation of sorts of the “provocation” of Pearl Harbor.

Racist laundry ads, Marxist music videos and violent Legos + this day in history w/'Dragon Quest' and our song of the day by Kris Orlowski on your Morning Monarchy for May 27, 2016.

Let’s look at this latest snafu from the Entitled One. #Hillary has made the same mistake that others have made anent #Trump’s bankruptcies. He never went bankrupt, his companies did. In Atlantic City! Caesars, The Atlantic Club, Showboat, Revel – even Atlantic City all went under. Just to name a few. She now must realize that because she brings these subjects up, Trump is forced to bring up #Whitewater, which was a monumental collapse with criminal implications. Does Mrs. Clinton have any idea what she’s doing and the can of worms she’s opening? But she’s nothing to fear.

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Selling guns, detecting love and smelling the corpse flower + this day in history w/the Lindbergh baby and our song of the day by Nada Surf on your Morning Monarchy for May 12, 2016.

Stratospheric Welsbach seeding for reduction of global warming 
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Rigged systems, stolen music and Hollywood Hillary + this day in history w/the Hindenburg disaster and our song of the day by A Giant Dog on your Morning Monarchy for May 6, 2016.

“The argument that the two parties should represent opposed ideals and policies… is a foolish idea. Instead, the two parties should be almost identical, so that the American people can throw the rascals out at any election without leading to any profound or extensive shifts in policy. Then it should be possible to replace it, every four years if necessary, by the other party which will be none of these things but will still pursue, with new vigor, approximately the same basic policies.” ― Carroll Quigley