Trump Regime

As you know, Trump only hires the best people. An acolyte first of Ollie North and then of Roger Stone, Michael Caputo was appointed assistant secretary of public affairs in the Department of Health and Human Services by Trump, despite having no experience with healthcare, other than his own very severe mental illness. Instead, he has spent much of his adult life living in Russia trying to polish Putin's image and as a swampy Florida spin-doctor and lobbyist. A sexist pig and overt racist, Caputo's loyalty lies with Putin and Trump, not with the U.S.

by NoahOnce again, Obama's nefarious non-existent spies have provided us with what some people are saying is an exclusive peek at the Republican Party's 2020 Con-Vention theme song! When reached for comment, party spokescretins Kayleigh McEnany and David Duke told us:

-by NoahOh to be a fly on the wall in the oval office! Fortunately, we at DWT have use of alien tech which enables us to eavesdrop. Imagine our surprise when we went over our recordings and found this oval office dialog. We're proud to publish it as an exclusive. We've identified all of the participants by matching voice prints with known, public statements. Here's a portion.

From the beginning of his absurd climb to the White House, Trump consistently promised he would hire "the best people." There were people who liked his anti-status quo message but who knew he couldn't handle Washington and may of them were lulled into imagining everything would be fine because they bought the "best people" lie.Like nearly everything with Trump, the opposite of what he says is more in touch with reality than what he says. He has consistently found the worst people, people like himself.

by NoahAre we tired of "so much winning" yet?I'll tell you what I'm also tired of: I'm tired of eople saying that the catastrophic and total failure of the Trump presidency is due only to incompetence. Sure, Trump is a mental case but that does not mean he is incompetent. Quite the opposite in his case. You don't achieve all three items listen in tonight's meme in just one term of office if you are merely incompetent.

by NoahWell, Mr. Bunker Boy, you want your picture everywhere? I got your picture right here. Here you are going for a stroll on the Constitution in Lafayette Park, a people's park named after a man who came a great way just to fight tyrants like you. Secret Service aside, I see some of your White House Nazi scumbags right behind you, too.

On Saturday, Wall Street Journal reporter Vivian Salama wrote that Philip Reeker, the acting assistant secretary of state in the Bureau of European and Eurasian Affairs "was set to tell House impeachment investigators Saturday that Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and other top officials stym

Auschwitz Revisited by Nancy Ohanian"Trump," wrote Philip Bump in his Washington Post column yesterday, "appears to simply be making the figure up." What figure? Does it matter? Trump makes everything up.

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Did you watch Jake Tapper's CNN show Sunday? Is this what the primary is going to be about-- a parade of unaccomplished candidates apologizing for their unsavory pasts? Then it all becomes a test of who you believe and who you think is just an opportunist faking it.