I hope that it will be that I showed up every day and I did the very best job that I could to put forward the president's message... to do the best job that I could to answer questions. To be transparent and honest throughout that process and do everything I could to make America a little better that day than it was the day before.
Cue the laughter. Throw the tomatoes. That was republican icon and be best liar Sarah Huckabee Sanders saying how she wanted to be remembered back in December just before Christmas, a kind of Christmas present of laughter to, or more importantly, at America. Now she's quitting and it's Bring On The Next Goon time.Even those who have dedicated their lives to evil have a breaking point, sometimes. Was her boss's treasonous "collusion please" interview with George Stephanopoulos the bridge too far? Hard to believe since SHS had already shown that she's a true believer and had no problem making up alternate realities to protect dear leader. It's not like she ever disagreed with him on anything but, there is the cumulative burden of having to be a lightning rod for one such as Trump, every damn day after damn day. She'd already cut down her public appearances three months ago. That led some people to wonder if she had a physical health issue to go with her more obvious mental health problems.So what now, for Sarah? Will she now go work for Judge Roy Moore in Alabama? While I see her as ending up on some Florida carny row biting the heads of chickens, the story is that SHS is going back to the shithole state from which she came, aka Arkansas. Trump tweeted that she should run for governor. Certainly, the bar is low enough, but maybe she'll just go back home and join her brother in torturing dogs, or, join her father in being a top champion of homophobia. Perhaps she could be a press secretary for a local KKK chapter. The vistas are wide open for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. And, she'll have no problem getting service in the restaurants in Little Rock.
And I hope to be remembered as a virgin.- Stormy Daniels, in her eye-rolling response to Sarah Huckabee Sanders