Republican Jesus

by Noah

Sunday Thoughts:

by Noah Sunday ThoughtsThere are so many great stories of Republican Orange Jesus in the Republican New Testament but I chose the one mentioned in tonight's meme. A close second was the one where he has Betsy DeVos send some of his militant penis-challenged jihadists to the Michigan state capitol to wave their guns in the air like the terrorists that they aspire to be.

by NoahEaster Sunday Thoughts:Republicans have their Jesus. I have mine.I like mine.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:On the surface, the question posed in tonight's meme would be a logical one to ask, but not when you realize that the Jesus Republicans worship is a vengeful, nasty, vindictive Jesus, not the idealized Jesus of the New Testament. The Jesus Republicans believe in would never provide meals made from loaves and fishes for the masses.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:As I always say, IF there is a God, he or she is the Galactic Emperor Of Practical Jokes, and a real sadist, too!

Evolution by Nancy OhanianYesterday, after noting the alternative constitution that MoscowMitch seems to be using, I saw a post from John Pavlovitz about the Newest Testament: Excerpts from The MAGA Bible, like McConnell's alternative constitution, discovered in Louisville, Kent

This morning, in churches all over America, there were discussions about why one cannot follow Jesus and support Trump.

by NoahThe picture for tonight's meme was taken last week when VP Mike Pence led a delegation of Neo-Nazi $enators and sympathizers down to McAllen, TX to view some of the administration's handiwork at the camps. The picture begged for captions.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:It's no secret. When Republicans say they welcome all religious denominations, they're talking solely about 1s, 5s, 10s, 20s (Absolutely no Harriet Tubmans, please. No, No. No!), 50s, and 100s. Those who worship Republican Jesus believe in their own Green Deal!

by NoahSunday Thoughts:Damn, I love Republican Jesus! Hell, his mutant form of Christianity, aka-- his message of hate-- sure makes Republicans feel all nice, warm, and superior. You might even say holier than thou! Let's just take a look at the Republican mantra of Thoughts and Prayers.