Tonight we chill and examine the news and speculate on happy topics like the end of the world. What are the likely ways the end comes? Will there be blood moons? Blood moon pies? Will there be th0ts? Will there be Shoneys Big Boys? Will I still use my bodily functions? Will we still be have our Bitcoin? We’ll also cover some forgotten films and I’ll read the best roasts of me from twitter and elsewhere.
The old impressions clip was decent but it was audio. Many of them are better now and I’ve added some new ones. Which was the best? Let me know. It includes Arnold Schwarzenegger, keanu, David Lynch, lando, nic cage, Michael Caine, terence McKenna, jones, maxine waters, mcpconaughey, Obama, b real, bill Cosby, Jordan b peterson, Christopher walken, woody allen, ben Shapiro, Quentin Tarantino.
The 30k Nic Cage esoteric movie analysis kicks off. Esoter-Nic Cage Stream! Thanks for subscribing all you chad nerds. Today we will inflict CAGESTREAM MADNESS – CAGE RAGE OR CRAGE IN FULL EFFECT. Our Cage obsession begins with a recap of National Treasures (Nic himself being the real treasure), Wicker Man, The Knowing, 8MM, Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Face Off, Drive Angry, and Ghost Rider. Wild At Heart is definitely esoteric, but we’ll save it for a separate Lynch stream. Live at 3:30PM CST!
Nic Cage possesses me at will to cover the 2018 election and bring to attention the reality that is the only way to save America – decoding the mysteries of Nic Cage and National Treasure (as well as Con Air). This will be a stream for the record books – so bring your bunny and “I’m gonna show you God exists.”
Thank you so much for coming for tuning in for another special episode of Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli. This episode is brought to you by the Ridge Wallet and RigidWallet.com (I had to record the read in a hallway so sorry it sounds so tingy!). Today we welcome author expert Jay Dyer and comedian Allison Weber to discuss the world of Hollywood. Sam’s podcast is here and check out his great videos here.
Note: The original stream had technical difficulties due to OBS updating. Above is the correct stream.
I am sick of serious streams! Today I rested my soul with women comedians, all of whom suck. Join me dear chat as we steal Paula Poundstone and Lizz Winstead and Amy Shoomer “jokes” . Best comedian in the chat tonight will get a free signed famous person book from me!!!! Also I will unveil my Andy Warski impression for the first time!
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Threw this together in a couple minutes. Yes, I know the sound is a bit janky, but I didn’t want to re do it and it came out decent for total improv.
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….FILM REVIEWS OF THE F U T U R E AS WE SHALL DO BLADE RUNNER NEXT FOR ESOTERIC HOLLYWOOD
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