home assistants

Sharing secrets, bombshell accusations and incompetent enemies + this day in history w/Clinton punishes Iraq and our song of the day by Stickybuds on your Morning Monarchy for June 26, 2018.

Monsanto memory hole, wedding cake justice and swilling sewage beer + this day in history w/the exhumation of Josef Mengele and our song of the day by Dierks Bentley on your Morning Monarchy for June 6, 2018.

Cloud push, credit crash and algorithm advice + this day in history w/the start of the Six Day War and our song of the day by Gorillaz on your Morning Monarchy for June 5, 2018.

Blogger database, power fluctuations and cellular eavesdropping + this day in history w/the return of Apollo 13 and our song of the day by Jorge Elbrecht on your Morning Monarchy for April 17, 2018.

Reaching Jew haters, marrying your computer and triggering the bodegas + this day in history w/the Tehran UFO incident and our song of the day by Ibeyi on your Morning Monarchy for September 19, 2017.

Sinking Snopes, media purification and spy patents + this day in history w/the Afghan War Diary and our song of the day by TOKiMONSTA on your Morning Monarchy for July 25, 2017.

Mortuary maggots, Aztec wolves and "My Axe" + this day in history w/Live Aid and our song of the day by U.N.K.L.E. on your Morning Monarchy for July 13, 2017.

Automated insights, shuttle sneaks and Zuckervilles + this day in history w/Skylab destroyed and our song of the day by Everything Everything on your Morning Monarchy for July 11, 2017.

Leaked links, smartphone rehab and a botnet's final bow + this day in history w/the San Francisco earthquake and our song of the day by Royal Blood on your Morning Monarchy for April 18, 2017.

Funny forecasts, musical gatekeepers and the best in anti-tainment + this day in history w/the death of Andy Gibb and our song of the day by The Jesus & Mary Chain on your Morning Monarchy for March 10, 2017.