by Noah Sunday ThoughtsNow that the U.S. Navy has confirmed what they call UAPs (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena), better known as UFOs, Republicans can now work themselves into a frenzy of hatred for a whole new group of aliens. I can hardly wait 'til Senor Trumpanzee proclaims:
I, President Donald J. Trump, am calling for a total and complete shutdown on these saucermen entering our airspace until we can find out what the hell is going on.
Republicans have always lived for finding new groups of people to hate, so now that we may be getting some official recognition that ETs are real, they will be wildly relieved. Nothing like some new fresh blood to be the target of your insecurities and derangement. I can just hear Lou Dobbs on FOX "News."
This is a joyous day! For those of us who were concerned that we were running out of people and things to hate, proof of aliens is indeed a godsend! Oh Happy day!
And don't you worry, Republicans. Your Republican Jesus will save the day with his super death ray vision, so just put on your Make Earth Great Again tinfoil hats and rest assured that your boys Trump and Stephen Miller have already met with Republican Jesus and mapped out a "tremendous, very powerful, very strong plan to deal with the situation." Well, at least Trump may think he's met with Republican Jesus, but it was probably just Mike Pence in a bathrobe.