by Noah Sunday ThoughtsThere are so many great stories of Republican Orange Jesus in the Republican New Testament but I chose the one mentioned in tonight's meme. A close second was the one where he has Betsy DeVos send some of his militant penis-challenged jihadists to the Michigan state capitol to wave their guns in the air like the terrorists that they aspire to be.
by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Wuhan Wet Market my ass! Chinese lab? No way! The Old Testament shows us where to place the blame. It was the Lord! Trump and his evangelical crowd are just trying to divert blame from their guy. Covid-19 is just another sick joke from God. It's the new hell fire and brimstone. It's the new plague of locusts!And don't ever forget that The Bloated Orange Menace himself is a plague, a very deadly plague.
by Noah Sunday Thoughts, Extra Blasphemy Mother's Day Edition:"Let's not blame the boy. Having one mother but two fathers is a wee bit confusing but we try to provide a sense of normalcy."So what was is it this time:1. Did he cause a ruckus at the bank? Turning over the tables again?2. Did he change the water into wine and not check IDs?3. Did he lift his robe and cause the sighted to go blind? 4. Did he lift his robe and make the blind man see?5.
by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Nope, no social distancing needed! Not to worry, the Lord will protect those who believe!And no mask either, but it's just as well since no mask can hide what these people are. Those pictured have repeatedly made it obvious that they joyously subscribe to a "Christian" message of death, hate and sadism. In a year, I want to see a count of how many of the people in this picture are dead, dead, DEAD from COVID-19.
by Noah Sunday Thoughts:A reminder for you while you are stuck at home playing with the buttons on your remote: TV gameshows are the Devil's workshop. They fool you into thinking you are actually learning something when you could be developing your mind. But, go ahead, look at your four choices and choose your blasphemy carefully. Or, express what's left of your free will and just turn off the TV. Take up painting or sculpture!
by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Yes, Donnie Head Case and his nutball "Christian" followers want the churches packed for Easter. No isolation or 6 feet of separation for them! 6 feet under is more like it. Go for it!Meanwhile, it won't be long before Donnie Mental says:
Jesus Christ is only a hero because he got crucified. I don't like people who get crucified. I like people who don't get crucified.
J-L Cauvin, thank you for your service! You've nailed it! I encourage everyone to check out your youtube channel and I look forward to hearing your album.
