Sunday Thoughts

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by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Women be wise! If you are of childbearing age, pray to your god that you don't have any sex dreams or this could happen to you!

by NoahSunday Thoughts:Flor-i-duh Pastor Rick Wiles is living proof that the insane walk free among us. Not only that, but, too often, they have radio shows and large numbers of followers, self-proclaimed "Christian" followers in this case. Wiles is one of those all too common "Christian" evangelical Republican types. It's hard to even look at him without seeing a MAGA propeller beanie on his head and a swastika armband on each arm.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts: The "Chosen One" is getting more out there by the week. The self-proclaimed "King Of The Jews" is only the King Of Fake News, but, you know Trump does seem to speak in tongues. Let the fabulous Randy Rainbow tell you more about it. The Lord's gospel truth is just a click away. It's just a click away. The shelter you seek is just a click away!

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Now that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has announced that her cancer has returned and she's being treated for it again, it would be a very good time to pray to whatever you pray to that she can hold on longer than the current administration. Unlike Trump and Pence, Justice Ginsburg is a true warrior for her country, it's people, and what is righteous. She is a woman who obviously is putting her country first.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:I heard somewhere that Christians believe that God gave us free will. If that's the case, I'm surprised he hasn't taken it away in disappointment. Hmmm, or, was it all just some sadistic Old Testament kind of game?

by NoahSunday Thoughts:I'd like to think that a totally insane goof like Franklin Graham would be pleased to hear that I've changed my heathen ways and started believing in God and praying to him. If you happen to run into Franklin, please tell him that I've been very Christian and unselfish in my prayers. Tell him that I make my entreaty to the Lord, as shown in tonight's meme, in the interest of humanity gaining a better world to live in.

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Jeez, Pence always has to imitate Donnie Clown Shoes! First there was that conference room thing with the water bottle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjY4vdyBx0Y Then Donnie Clown Shoes had trouble navigating a ramp at West Point so Pence then just had to fake stumbling up a stairway. What's next? Oh, I see Jesus pushed him! Not bad, Mr. Christ, not bad! This is like when you did your famous Antifa move on the money changers. Good on you!

by Noah Sunday Thoughts:Ah, the ol' Christonut love and tolerance. "The Gay" makes them so bigly sad, sad, and angry. But according to this alternate universe (the place Republicans feel most at home) Peanuts satire, Repugs can take some perverse solace in having Lucy among their number:So Lucy is a classic Republican homophobe. Looks like she's a "get" for the Republikooks. Oh, well! Who knew?

by Noah Sunday Thoughts from the apocryphal, heretofore undiscovered Book Of Some Other Noah: And it came to pass, that one day human kind's dark future had arrived. The avian descendants of the dinosaurs assumed their long-planned and long-awaited position at the top on planet Earth.They played it smartly. They acted with sense.