A Timely Adaptation Of The Passover Seder Song
-by Princess OzmaDayenuIf he were only a racistDayenu!If he were only a misogynistDayenu!If he were only a xenophobeDayenu!If he were not such a twitDayenu!If he didn’t assault womenDayenu!If he didn’t brag about itDayenu!If he didn’t put children into cagesDayenu!If he didn’t pardon war criminalsDayenu!If he didn’t praise child molestersDayenu!If he didn’t mock the disabledDayenu!If he didn’t coddle dictatorsDayenu!If he didn’t trash alliesDayenu!If