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by NoahAh, the longing! The longing! We can see what Queen Melanoma longs for for Christmas, a man, a real man, a real president!But here's what I long for. Here's what I want for Christmas: I want a patriotic Two Million Whistleblower March On Washington! That's right.

by NoahFlushing twice might be normal, sometimes, with water efficiency toilets, but 10-15 times? Tomorrow, he'll be saying 20-30 and he'll still have paper stuck to his shoe. Of course his toilet probably really does get clogged. You're not supposed to wipe your ass with copies of the Constitution and flush it down the toilet. Who told him to? Putin. Moscow Mitch? Some Saudi royal?

by NoahIn case you missed it, subpoenaed telephone records have revealed that the Republican Party had one of its House Intelligence Committee members, its highest ranking one, in regular contact with Trump's personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani (and his associate Lev Parnas) in a set up that was presumably feeding the Trump team with whatever information the committee was uncovering or investigating.

by NoahIt's a shame we let Trump back in the country when he stormed out of the NATO meetings and headed back to our shores after seeing a tape of other world leaders mocking him. Besides, we're getting to the point where Trump is so damn untethered we could have had Air Force One just set him down on an isolated, uninhabited island somewhere and he'd never know the difference.

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by NoahThe Republican Party has now officially quintupled down in its alliance with Russia and its leader Vladimir Putin. They would have us believe that there was no Trump abuse of power in the matter of Ukraine or anything else, no obstruction, and that their Dear Leader Trump has done nothing wrong.

by NoahAt this point in time, we can only logically assume that those in the House and Senate that insist on continuing to protect Trump are guilty of similar if not the same things. They are all implicated, if not by their actions then by their choices. They are more than just mere accomplices. They are more than accessories after the fact. They are, now, at the least, co-conspirators.How deep does this go?

by NoahCount me in! I wanna know! Oh wait, I know! Trump makes his crookedness plain as day every day! Republicans celebrate him for it!As for Trump as Elvis, well... certainly not the sexy, young Elvis as Trump himself claims. Fat Elvis? Yeah.

Click to enlargeby NoahDuring the 2016 campaign, Donnie Lunatic kept telling everyone how rich he is. "I'm really, really rich," he told his goofball hate-hat rally attendees. Way too many people, candidates and voters alike, think that immense wealth alone is a plus when it comes to picking a president. Mr. Lunatic said he was a great business man and that helped con a lot of those people.

by NoahWhoomp there it is! Donald J. Trump is the War Crimes President! Trump has pardoned the 3 now infamous military personnel who went way too far and decided there's no need for a legal system of any kind. Dictators, military personnel, civilians; it doesn't matter to Trump. If someone sees themselves as judge, jury, and executioner. they're Trump's kind of person.