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Nation Unsure Whether To Support Party That Runs Brain-Damaged Candidates Or Party That Loses To Brain-Damaged Candidates

from The Babylon Bee: U.S. — Americans are doing lots of soul-searching after the midterms. According to reports, many are not sure if they want to be the kind of people who support a party running brain-damaged politicians or a party that loses to brain-damaged politicians. “I mean, clearly the stroke victim is unfit for […]

Democrats Worried Republicans May Take Lead Beyond Margin Of Cheating

from The Babylon Bee: U.S. — As Republicans continue to expand their leads in polling across the country, Democrats are worried that the leads may soon grow beyond the normal margin of Democrat cheating. “Yeah, normally our big-city vote harvesting machines and slimy election procedures are good for a bump of a few percentage points, […]

What Could Donald Trump Be Thinking About the Democratic Party?

Imagine Donald Trump dining with two of his supposed political advisers. Being an advisor to Donald means you soak up Donald’s political comments and feed them back to him. At this dinner, Donald was spouting off about the Democratic Party. “Hey guys, know why the GOP is ahead in the polls?” “Why?” the two advisors […]
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Endless Tremendous

Sylvia Shawcross I don’t know what we’re all complaining about. Truly. The world is just so ripe with tremendous opportunities. We know this because Blinken, Deputy Secretary of State, US, in responding to the Nordstream pipeline sabotage called it a “tremendous opportunity” to finally wean Europe off oil and gas.* I think he said Russian …