from The Babylon Bee: A lot of people have been emailing us asking what our best tips for getting great deals on Black Friday are. We don’t blame them, because we are the best source for real news and life advice. Well, we have one great tip this year for Black Friday: skip out on […]
from The Babylon Bee: SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a curfew, telling Californians not to go out at night, so that he can reduce the wait time at fancy, expensive restaurants when he goes out to dine with his rich friends. Newsom announced the “Stay at Home, Stay Safe, Stay Out of the Lines […]
from The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mulitple sources are reporting that Biden-Harris septic trucks are beginning to arrive in Washington to refill the swamp. Driven by executives from Wall Street, the military-industrial complex, and China, the trucks pulled in and immediately started filling the swamps that were devastated by the Trump administration’s policies. They are a […]
Okay, so, that was not cool. For one terrifying moment there, it actually looked like GloboCap was going to let Russian-Asset Hitler win. Hour after hour on election night, states on the map kept turning red, or pink, or some distinctly non-blue color. Wisconsin … Michigan … Georgia … Florida. It could not be happening, […]
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from The Babylon Bee: FLORIDA—As Florida finally wrapped up its contentious recount of the votes tallied in the recent midterm elections, a winner was finally declared: Al Gore is now the president of the United States. The recount process at long last found the “missing votes” that would have handed Gore the presidency back in 2000, […]
Hey you, White House: Ha ha, charade you are! — Pink Floyd, “Pigs,” from the album Animals, 1977 Here, on the bristling with White Noise precipice of another trumped-up quadrennial election, all who choose — or are “permitted” — to participate in this farce face a stark reality. Donald Trump is the Mayor of Crazy […]
Spooktober concludes with a fresh batch of relevant horror films covering the dark rituals at work in Hollywood and society. We will cover It, It 2 (old and new), It Follows, Village of the Damned, The Fly (Cronenberg) and Cabin in the Woods. Subscribe to JaysAnalysis in the Purchase Membership section to access the archives […]
So, according to the corporate media, this is it for Russian-backed Hitler. Game over. The walls are closing in. It’s the last days of the Trumpian Reich. Get those vuvuzelas ready! Yes, apparently, the American people, who were all a bunch of Putin-worshipping, white-supremacist neo-Nazis when they elected Trump in 2016, have come to their […]
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