#MorningMonarchy

Typing biometrics, mystery swarms and bluetooth tampons + this day in history w/Colorado cannibal and our song of the day by Jorge Elbrecht on your Morning Monarchy for January 7, 2020.

Olden globes, word war three and gig workers + this day in history w/Four Freedoms and our song of the day by The Used on your Morning Monarchy for January 6, 2020.

TERF wars, run the Richard Jewells and return to the far side + this day in history w/Elvis gets drafted and our song of the year by Blushh on your Morning Monarchy for December 20, 2019.

Cult TV, closer to truth and the reckoning + this day in history w/electoral swamp and our song of the year by Illuminati Hotties on your Morning Monarchy for December 19, 2019.

Penis fish, pizza 911 and pooping on company time + this day in history w/Bears Vs. Spartans and our song of the year by Cherry Glazerr on your Morning Monarchy for December 18, 2019.

Ponzi mania, Mac trucks and space debris + this day in history w/Simpsons roasting and our song of the year by Tricky + Rituals Of Mine on your Morning Monarchy for December 17, 2019.

Swift Soros, empire graveyards and cyber Monday + this day in history w/Escape from Alcatraz and our song of the year by Naked Giants on your Morning Monarchy for December 16, 2019.

Bomb blondeshells, living wages and most favored flags + this day in history w/the Arapahoe High School shooting and our song of the day by Of Montreal on your Morning Monarchy for Friday The 13th, December, 2019.

Murders mentioned, bananas vandalized and appeals denied + this day in history w/the Batang Kali massacre and our song of the day by City Morgue on your Morning Monarchy for December 12, 2019.

New Seasons sells out, edible art and perky seizures + this day in history w/Sam Cooke shot and our song of the day by Cowboy Diplomacy on your Morning Monarchy for December 11, 2019.