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Hillary Clinton’s Full Speech to Goldman Sachs (Satire)

Since we’re never going to get to see the full transcripts of Hillary Clinton’s multiple paid-for pandering sessions to Wall Street fraudsters, I bring you the next best thing.
What follows are excerpts from a piece of satirical brilliance composed by K.J. Noh, and published in full at Counterpunch, titled simply: Hillary Clinton’s Speech to Goldman Sachs.
Enjoy it, I sure did:

The Real Reason Hillary Clinton Refuses to Release Her Wall Street Transcripts

“It was pretty glowing about us,” one person who watched the event said. “It’s so far from what she sounds like as a candidate now. It was like a rah-rah speech. She sounded more like a Goldman Sachs managing director.”
– From the post: What Clinton Said in Her Speeches – “She Sounded More Like a Goldman Sachs Managing Director”