Have I Always Been Hated? Maybe Only Since 1984
© 2014 Shelly ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ . Licensed under CC-BY.
People sometimes ask me: “Have you always been hated?” I’m not sure – I can’t vouch for my early years before I started writing. But, despite my unceasing efforts to appease critics, my articles have provoked torrents of rage and loathing for more than a third of a century.