Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahI'm sure Trump children would love to go fight Iranians. After all, they love to travel to faraway lands and shoot to kill. I know they'd arrange to have some Iranian soldiers confined in a pen without weapons or beaten unconscious and tied to a post. Then they could have some typical White House douchebag flunky like Stephanie Grisham or Stephen Miller take a photo for their tweets and FOX "News." I can see Trump now, announcing at his State Of The Union speech that Eric, Donnie Jr., and Ivanka have all signed up and requested to be sent to the front line, can't you? Maybe Lindsey Graham will too! Lindsey will look so fab in his dress uniform. I bet he'll have a pair of pearl-handled revolvers and a riding crop. God, if Pence sees that, he'll rush to enlist, and he'll run right over "Mother" to do so.

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