Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahToday is, very ironically, both Flag Day, and Donald Trump's birthday. It's almost as if that's just one more joke in an endless stream of jokes played on us by the deity I call the Galactic Emperor of Practical Jokes (My name for God). Consider it an atheist's or an agnostic's simplistic way of explaining the ways of our world. The irony and cynicism of Trump, the most unpatriotic of Americans, being born on such a patriotic day as Flag Day is just further proof that the old Galactic Emperor of my personal cosmology is one really sick dude. I now expect to hear that Jeffrey Dahmer was born on the 4th of July.In any event, some Americans are suggesting that Friday be a Trump-Free Day, a day where no one talks about Trump for the whole 24 hours. I propose we expand on tonight's meme and extend it to his whole insipid family and everyone of the pro-Russia subversives who live and/or work in the White House. The sight of the Trump family operating out of the White House is, after all, nothing less than a sick, alternate universe parody of The Beverly Hillbillies, only dumber. At least Granny and her clan were patriotic, decent, well-meaning, honest people, if not very bright. We know Jed Clampett, and Donnie, you are no Jed Clampett.Yes, Trump adores the attention, and the idea is not to give him any, but always remember that, in his demented mind, he saw last week's London protests against him as being pro-Trump. So, really, wouldn't it be better if we just impeached him and, after convicting him, tossed his 400 pounds of reeking fat into a large vat of lye; leaving it until only his wristwatch remains? Or, won't someone like Ortho create a nice spray product called Trump-B-Gone?

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