by NoahRexxon Tillerson, we hardly knew ye! But, we certainly knew enough. It's come to this: A corrupt oil man was just being too sane and reasonable, compared to his boss at least, and so he's gone. Apparently, Tillerson thought he could work with other nations and make some slight improvements to the Iran deal to save it. How dare he, as Secretary of State, work with other countries to make the world a little safer? Unfortunately, Senor Trumpanzee wants no part of that idea. Now, CIA chief Mike Pompeo will be the new guy.Pompeo will be even worse, but, come on, I know you're surprised that Trumpanzee didn't choose David Nunes, Dana Rohrabacker, Betsy DeVos, or some hooker for the job. If Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were still alive, he might have even chosen them. Hell, I would have expected Jared Kushner, since he's in charge of "Mid-East peace." Still, I worry sooo much about what will become of Tillerson. I know you share my concerns about his future. In my mind's eye, I see poor Rexy running along some pristine beach with a big bucket of crude, trying in vain to catch up with the birds so he can cover them in oil. Oh, I'm sure he'll find a way, just as he's found a way all his slimy life. He'll even find a way to get Congress to give him subsidies of our tax dollars to help him continue his career of mayhem and sleaze. Worry not for Rex Tillerson.Personally, I would like to see Tlilerson host Saturday Night Live this weekend, and do a sketch or two with Alec Baldwin.
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