The Mask Of Sanity
Alas, behind that mask lurks…INsanity.
Most shops in the UK are requiring shoppers to wear marks. Want to grab a bite to eat? Well, if your local caff or restaurant is serving food on the premises, feel free to remove your mask, but don’t sit close to anyone else.
Masks are mandatory on buses. They are also mandatory on trains, except for passengers who ignore this requirement.
Masks are not compulsory outdoors, unless your name is Kelli and you attempt to address a meeting in the centre of Leeds.
