Cheat on your husband, encourages The Daily Telegraph
It’s not enough that for almost 100 years, Christmas has been hijacked by mindless, materialistic consumerism, now the cultural degeneracy must be pushed further. It was done in a satanically clever manner, replacing the birth of Jesus Christ with a fat, old guy in a red suit that brings presents – this new character being a caricature of Saint Nicholas, especially cooked up to replace both the Saint in question and [the New Testament] God.