Little Timmy Is Upset He’s a Racist Executioner
“Why are you crying, Little Timmy?”
“I had to do it. I’m upset”
“Now, now, Little Timmy. You know you didn’t have to execute those eleven defenseless prisoners. You really can’t say you were forced to do it.”
“But if I didn’t kill them, the people of Virginia would think I was weak and might not like me anymore.”
“Timmy, you spared one prisoner scheduled for execution, so everybody knows you had the power to stop them all.”
“Now you’re making me upset all over again.”