by NoahOnce again, Obama's nefarious non-existent spies have provided us with what some people are saying is an exclusive peek at the Republican Party's 2020 Con-Vention theme song! When reached for comment, party spokescretins Kayleigh McEnany and David Duke told us:
Our fabulous new Republican Party theme song will be available to all card-carrying Republican Party comrades on 78rpm 10-inch record and Edison Cylinder via all Republican campaign websites. And, if you act fast, Sen. Ron Johnson and Sen Chuck Grassley will come sing it at your front door just as soon as they return from their next meeting at The Kremlin for a campaign donation of just $2000. For an additional donation in an undisclosed amount, they will sing it to you via two empty GOYA bean cans connected with stained yellow string.
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