by NoahI love the idea of Donnie Trumpanzee dragging his knuckles down to the bunker the other night. But, there is a small problem with tonight's meme. You see, I happen to think that if we had always instilled our presidents with enough fear of the American people that they felt they'd better head for their bunker, we wouldn't even have gotten to the point where a man who is fighting to be dictator and president for life even made it to a primary let alone been nominated and "elected" to the highest office in the land. Politicians need to be disciplined and trained. Donnie Trumpanzee is what happens when the voting public is tolerant of its politicians and the candidates offered up for our voting approval. As I always say, the more we tolerate in our politicians, the worse the choices become as time goes along, and they have. It's been a continuing case of we gave them an inch and they've took a mile. It's a well-greased sliding scale downward and that's where we are today: Trump World.Now, we are in this Hell of a completely psychopathic leader who hates everything that lives and breathes and gleefully wipes his fat orange ass with every decent American Ideal, so, yeah, Donnie Trumpanzee should be given a permanent time out in the bunker. But, who else should have been dealt with the same? Who else led to this? It's a long, long list, but you know I have such a list. Here are a few that we should have made feel so threatened that they headed for their safe room until they gave us the leadership and quality of life we want. Instead they give our money (Our Money!!!) to banks; banks that always kick some of Our Money back to them.1. Lyndon "Hey, hey, how many kids did you kill today!" Johnson? Bunker!!!2. Nixon? Bunker!!! With straitjacket and chains. He was a crook and fuckin' nuts and we have the tapes to prove it.3. Ford? Bunker!!! We should have chased him to the bunker the moment he signed Nixon's pardon! Ford even said that no one wants to see Nixon in jail. No one except, that is, everyone I knew at the time. What Ford did is a prime example of what I'm talking about in this post. His pardoning of Nixon sent a message to young people and future generations of Americans that criminal activity is not to be taken seriously and is, in fact, permissable. It also set precedents as to who gets a pardon. The message was that if Nixon did what he did, then just about anything is A-OK for any of our politicians and they have acted accordingly. Case in point, Trump. Since Ford, we have seen pardons that make the judicial system even more of a joke than it was before. AG Mitchell was horrendous. What's that make AG Barr? Ford's despicable action qualifies him for any "Worst President Ever" list. Some idiots say that the fact that he was voted out of office was enough. Bullshit. Bullshit X 1000. To the Bunker, Jerry! Just give me film of him tripping down the stairs on his way to the bunker.4. Reagan? Bunker!!! Not that he'd have any idea where he was but, definitely to the bunker with him. He made everything about this country worse.5. George Herbert Walker Bush? He loved to jump out of planes on his birthday, so no bunker for him. No parachute either.Sure, I could add to this list. I also might give LBJ a bit of slack for getting civil rights and voting rights laws passed so maybe just some time in a North Vietnamese tiger cage (For those who don't know the reference, look it up).But what of Congress? For them, I envision every chair on the Hou$e and $enate floors being equipped as one of those nifty trapdoor chairs that can flip the occupant thru the floor and down to a bunker of sorts. I prefer the kind of bunker for them that has the walls that close in to crush the invitee ala the ones I used to see on the old Flash Gordon TV series. So, yeah, I have a list for Congress, too. You knew I would! Hey $enators! Hey Congresscretins! Look under your chairs! You get a bunker! You get a bunker! You get a bunker!1. Rand Paul? Bunker!!! Once there, he is greeted by his next door neighbor.2. Devin Nunes? Keep in mind that this traitorous miscreant no doubt already has a tunnel from his office to the Russian embassy, Next time he's in the tunnel, seal it off at both ends. Let him scurry back and forth until he dies like the rat that he is.3. Moscow Mitch? Do you have to ask? Really? Bunker!!! Immediately!4. Kirsten Gillibrand? Bunker!!! Let Al Franken push the button.5. Chuck Schummer? How could I not include BOTH of my corporatist $enators? Bunker!!!6. Martha McSally? Bunker!!! This woman is a prime example of the low standards, tolerance, and stupidity of voters. Because the people of Arizona elected her to represent them in the U.S. $enate, we have a clear indication that roughly half of Arizonans have an average IQ that hovers around 40. They wanted her? Fine. Send them to the bunker with her. Ditto for Susan Collins and Maine.7. Mittens Romney? This asshole who wants to cut Social Security complains about poor people and minorities getting "free stuff" while he lives off of the taxpayer paid free stuff that our money gives him. Take him off the dole and shove him in the bunker!!! Real permanent like. The same for those of any party who do the same as him.OK. I'll stop there. You get the picture. The American people need to train their politicians like the dogs that they are. Smack 'em across the face with a rolled up copy of the Financial Times until they get it. If not, in the bunker they go! The sooner the better. Always remember, your lives don't matter to them.
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