by NoahOne of my many pet peeves about people is one that that Donnie Jackass has in spades; the desire and ability to make any historical event or factoid of interest all about himself. Such people can't help themselves. They will turn the conversation on any topic into something about themselves and do it in an instant, in a dozen words or less. It's more than ego. It's also a reflection of deep, deep insecurity. Hence, with our severely mentally ill so-called president, his first reaction to the events of 9/11 was to publicly announce that he now owned the tallest building in New York City. The dust clouds hadn't even settled. His egocentric asinine statement wasn't even true, but that's beside the point. What kind of cretin looks at the collapse of the two towers and the nearly 3000 horrific deaths, claps his hands, and immediately boasts that that makes his building #1? The next question, of course (and it's an obviously rhetorical question), is what kind of person then votes for such a person and keeps supporting him at every turn?Donnie Jackass made it all even worse a few days ago when, in the White House Rose Garden, he announced, to a group of assembled 9/11 first responders, the signing of a bill designed to aid the first responders who are suffering and dying from the exposure to toxic materials at the World Trade Center site. These people are American heroes who raced to the World Trade Center from all over the country to try to save people and then to clean up the site; and you can bet that on that day and the days after, none of them gave a thought to claiming they had bone spurs that would prevent them from doing the job.Describing the new legislation to his Rose Garden audience as a bill that "provides pensions for those who are suffering from cancer and other illnesses stemming from the toxic debris," our complete jackass of a president just had to create a little self-glorification. He had to make himself a hero too, at least in his sick mind and the sick minds of those who still hang on his every word:
I was down there also, but I'm not considering myself a first responder. But I was down there. I spent a lot of time down there with you.
Sure you were, Donnie. Sure you were. We've all seen those pictures of you with your trusty gold Trump shovel digging in the smoking debris, sometimes down on your hands and knees pawing at the ashes with your tiny hands in your effort to save people because you care soooo much (another claim he's actually made preciously). Was that before or after you claimed to have personally seen thousand of Muslims cheering on the rooftops of Jersey City as the towers fell to the ground! You just always have to exploit the deaths and injuries of others for your own self-aggrandizement. What a piece of shit-piece of work you are! Your 62 million idiot followers are fooled by you but not the rest of us. In fact, inspiring cretin that you are, you have inspired a viral twitter hashtag reaction called #trumpeulogies from those who see you as you really are and imagine you delivering eulogies that fit your sick persona and always make it about your me, me, me self. So, Below is a small selection of some twitter eulogies from those of us who also happen to be eagerly awaiting your own passing:• From @gtconway3d (Husband of Kellyanne Conartist)-
I will always remember the deceased as someone who appreciated all the tremendous things I did for him
• From @TimOBrien-
We are gathered here today to honor me, because you're dead and I'm not.
• From @Milo (For the late Australian naturalist Steve Irwin)-
He spent his life with thousands of dangerous animals. And I was down there also, but I'm not considering myself a crocodile hunter. But I was down there. I spent a lot of time down there with you.
• From @JoJoFromJerz-
She had blood coming out of her whatever, and now she's gone. Sad.
• From @Josh_PlainTalk-
People were literally dying to hear me give this eulogy. Obama never did that.