by NoahThe baby has landed! Traitor Don the Diaper Don returns from his Fabulous European Vacation. That, of course, is very unfortunate for the future of America. Apparently, it could have been avoided. We missed a golden opportunity. A sign seen at the London protests read:
Dear America, We have your president. If you do not send us $150,000,000 in unmarked bills by Friday 5 pm BST, we will allow him to return to you.
If only we'd known in time. Raising $150,000,000 in the cause of saving our country and the world would have been a piece of cake. 50 million patriotic people sending $3.00 each? 30 million patriotic people sending $5.00 each? Not a problem!Meanwhile, his handler says "Mission Accomplished."
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