No Justice, No Sleep, Mitch!- Protesters outside of Moscow Mitch McTraitor's Kentucky home.
With everything else that's been going on, we must never forget Trump's $enate expediter Moscow Mitch. As crooked old Dick Nixon once uttered, "That would be wrong." We should never forget Trump's henchmen. After all, we didn't forget Hitler's at Nuremberg. So, I was very pleased to hear about the protesters that started gathering at night in front of Moscow Mitch's ol' Kentucky home recently. They reportedly woke him up. Aw, poor little turtle! I guess he wasn't out burning a cross, at least not that night.The chant chosen by the protesters (above) is perfect, but of course, the chanting isn't anywhere near enough. Getting McConnell out of the $enate would be a great and patriotic start but it won't be enough, either, not that I expect the state of Kentucky's residents to actually do the morally correct thing and vote him out. Even if they did, he'd just slide over to K-Street on a puddle his own copious slime and begin a new variation in his corrupt and sleaze-dedicated life, and he'd be replaced by some other suspect goon in a suit. Who knows, maybe Putin would offer McConnell a job in the Russian embassy as an official spy after all of his service to Mother Russia as an unofficial agent of the Kremlin.In a better world, Moscow Mitch McTraitor would face complete family asset seizure and a maximum penitentiary lifestyle until the day he dies. I'd say just leave him homeless on the street so he can know how it feels to be forced to live like so many people that he and his kind have deliberately thrown into the streets, but, we all know that any number of republicans would give him a welfare handout and take him into their stately homes. I can see them inviting him to live in some restored plantation house in Mississippi. They'd even give him a whip and let him whip the housekeeper, but he might ask to be whipped himself.Lest you think I've gone soft on crime, I haven't but we do have a system of laws, severely selective and broken as it is with no one in authority inclined to fix it properly. Then again, the idea that McConnell is a statue fills my mind with a lot of imagery. I might call them dreams. In my dreams, I can see Mitch as a statue. Yes, I see pigeons, lots of pigeons in his future! Or maybe Mr. Statue Mitch gets tied up with ropes, hauled down, dragged, and dumped into the water like that statue of his fellow racist in the U.K. Not bad, especially if the ropes are not removed. Just make sure the water is cold, really cold, and extra polluted thanks to his efforts. And let's have no talk, zero, of anyone throwing him a life preserver. When has he ever done that for anyone who isn't a member of the top half of the one percent? No Justice. No Sleep. No Air, Mitch! Drown baby drown!