-by NoahSo Señor Trumpanzee says that Time Magazine called and told him he was probably going to be their Man (Person) Of The Year but he would have to do a photo shoot and an interview with them, so he turned them down. Yeah, right. First of all, that's not how it works, and, second of all, he would never turn down an opportunity, a golden opportunity, to have more photos of him spread around or be a featured interview in any magazine. This is a "man" who makes fake Time Magazine covers of himself and displays them everywhere, probably even in his limos and bathrooms. He probably even cuts out little round photos of himself and uses them to replace the mirrors in his daughter's compacts.Listen, Trump was Time's Whatever Of The Year last year and they took a lot of shit for it, but, there's no rule that says the "winner" has to be a positive force in the world. HItler, Khomeini, and other fellow scum have been Man Of The Year. But, this year, Lord Tiny Hands has about as much chance of being "Man" Of The Year" as a stage 10 malignant tumor. Trump's delusion either stems from his hurt at not being this year's choice or his incessant cry for attention and praise. Either way, it does focus attention on him and not other more important things, like how he is screwing Americans six ways to Sunday.I also bet that Señor Trumpanzee is pissed that Judge Roy Moore beat him out for Teen Tail's 2017 Man Of The Year.So just who is going to be Time's Man or Person Of The Year? Putin? Kim Jong-un? Paul "Crazy Eyes" Ryan? Jimmy Kimmel? Elon Musk? The War On Christmas? Hillary Clinton? Gen. Flynn? Robert Mueller? How about Black Lives Matter? Ooooh, I'd love to see the reaction to that one!Meanwhile, I'd like to announce that the Nobel Committee contacted me about getting the Nobel Prizes for Quantum Mechanics and Astro Biology but I had to turn them down due to scheduling limitations. Regrettably, I've also had to turn down that Pulitzer for Pissed-Off Blog Writing and an offer of $20 Million a year to pitch for the Houston Astros. I think I know just how Señor Trumpanzee feels.
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