A Timely Adaptation Of The Passover Seder Song

-by Princess OzmaDayenuIf he were only a racistDayenu!If he were only a misogynistDayenu!If he were only a xenophobeDayenu!If he were not such a twitDayenu!If he didn’t assault womenDayenu!If he didn’t brag about itDayenu!If he didn’t put children into cagesDayenu!If he didn’t pardon war criminalsDayenu!If he didn’t praise child molestersDayenu!If he didn’t mock the disabledDayenu!If he didn’t coddle dictatorsDayenu!If he didn’t trash alliesDayenu!If he didn’t abandon friendsDayenu!If he didn’t threaten civil servantsDayenu!If he didn’t threaten lawmakers and judgesDayenu!If he didn’t threaten the pressDayenu!If he didn’t lie constantlyDayenu!If he were only a thugDayenu!If he didn’t need fixersDayenu!If he were only a parasiteDayenu!If he were only the king of debtDayenu!If he didn’t bankrupt the countryDayenu!If he really cared about anyone besides himselfDayenu!If he protected the vulnerableDayenu!If he were only a con artistDayenu!If he were only a cowardDayenu!If he were only a bullyDayenu!If he were only corruptDayenu!If he didn’t stiff his contractorsDayenu!And use “charities’ as scamsDayenu!If he didn’t exploit the vulnerableDayenu!If he didn’t trash scienceDayenu!If he didn’t trash the truthDayenu!If he didn’t trash the planetDayenu!If he had a shred of decencyDayenu!If he didn’t ignore the warningsDayenu!If he didn’t insult everyoneDayenu!If he believed in democracyDayenu!If he believed in a free pressDayenu!If he didn’t believe he was above the lawDayenu!If he were only Putin’s puppetDayenu!If he didn’t lie to the American people every dayDayenu!If he were not such a selfish pigDayenu!If he weren’t such a poor excuse for a human beingDay Dayenu, Day Dayenu, Day Dayenu, Dayenu, Dayenu!MAGA by Chip Proser