Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahResponding to the massive snark that greeted his spray-on hair over the weekend, Trump aide Stephen Miller is trying some new approaches. As a service to the White House's loneliest white supremacist, I hear that his fellow Trump staffers are soliciting votes from the public as to which look Miller should go with. There are other choices as well and you should feel free to come up with your own. Please send you opinion or ideas directly to:

Stephen MillerSenior Advisor To The PresidentThe White House1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20500

Personally, I'm surprised he doesn't just wear a German WW2 helmet, and SS cap, or a KKK hood around the White House. Maybe he does.