by NoahMaxine Waters! Maxine Waters! Say that name to any republican and they will clench their fists and tense up with rage. Show them a picture of Maxine Waters and they will enter a state of apoplexy and start screaming about a world gone wrong. May I suggest that we send every republican we know a picture of Maxine Waters? Flood the White House with them? Hell, I'd even rent a truck with loudspeakers playing Maxine's greatest moments and park it outside the White House gates with the amplifiers set to 11. Get another one and go to Mitch McConnell's house. And another to follow idiots like Kellyanne Conway, Don Jr., and Sarah Huckabee Sanders as they head out to dinner, every damn night! Every night! And, wake them up with it every damn morning! When I see Maxine Waters on my TV, I tell my wife "That's my President!" Oh, I know there are better possibilities but none would upset republicans more! Can you imagine if Ms. Waters ran against Herr Trump and actually beat him? Oh to have film of Trump screaming and babbling with misogynistic racist frustrated rage, slowly melting into a fetid, whimpering orange puddle while Stephen Miller takes off his sheet and hood to desperately sop up the mess in an effort to save his dear leader.Well, OK. Until that glorious time, we will have to settle for knowing that Maxine Waters will now, as a result of Tuesday's election results, be the Chairperson of the House Financial Services Committee, and that's pretty damn good. I imagine her standing at some huge archaic-looking subpoena machine, turning the big crank with determination. It's a start.
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