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D.C. Residents Concerned Crack House On Pennsylvania Avenue Will Drag Down Housing Market

from The Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Local residents and landlords in the DC area are concerned after rumors surfaced that a nearby home on Pennsylvania Avenue has become a dangerous crack house. “It’s just not fair. I work hard to maintain my property, only to have real estate values plummet when this riff-raff moves […]

Hollywood Confused By New Movie That Depicts Child Sex Trafficking As Bad

from The Babylon Bee: HOLLYWOOD, CA — Hollywood critics, actors, and producers are reportedly confused by Sound of Freedom, an action thriller produced by Angel Studios and starring Jim Caviezel, because it depicts child sex trafficking as a bad thing. According to sources among the nation’s entertainment elite, Hollywood insiders had been excited to learn there […]