satire

Fear and Loathing in the City of Westminster

Our descent into City Airport was like the drop-ship scene in the movie Aliens. The BA CityFlyer Embraer 190, a narrow-body twin-engine airliner, rolled over into a 40-degree bank and started bucking like a mechanical bull. Simulated “chimes” began chiming frantically. Flight attendants bolted for their seats. The German businessman in the seat beside me, […]

Empire Fables: Vladimir Gluten and the Country that Keeps Attacking Itself

A hound and a cat sat on a couch and watched TV. The hound flipped through the channels with the remote but could only find two mollusks debating how stupid Joe Biden is and the National Weather Service talking about a terrible pestilence sweeping the land. “Wait!” said the cat. “Let’s see what they named […]

The Matthew McConaughey Song Ft. Jay Dyer – “Jus Wanna Meet New People N Do Cool Tings”

The chillest dude ever has teamed up with the second chalet dude ever to do a duet of unparalleled relaxed proportions to discuss with Papa the coolest things to do plus bonus music dealing with meeting new people. Big Live Event in Nashville June 3-4 before my Cali event! I’ll be speaking here! tix HERE Next […]

Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy

from The Babylon Bee: U.S. — Americans are up in arms after a Chinese high-altitude spy balloon was seen hovering over sensitive nuclear sites in Montana. Biden was quick to quell fears, vowing to shoot down the hostile balloon as soon as he’s done letting it spy. “Listen folks, that balloon came a long way […]