Halloween

-by NoahTuesday is October 31st. That means Halloween is almost here, although it should be said that this year's Halloween began the day that bloated orange freak floated down the stairs to announce his candidacy in his fake gold encrusted Fifth Avenue tower.Now that you remember that image of horror, I thought I'd get to listing a few costume ideas you may want to consider wearing for trick or treating Tuesday night, but first I want to list a few ideas for the evil denizens of the currently haunted house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. So, here goes:1.

Rescheduled doomsday, cannibal couple and cult music + this day in history w/the Omaha race riots and our song of the day by Prolly Knot on your Morning Monarchy for September 28, 2017.

Loren Coleman joins us on Halloween to talk about the one scary thing that's been haunting this creeped-out Presidential Election all year long: creepy clowns.

Media Monarchy plays KMFDM, NOFX, M83 and more on a scary-good #PumpUpThaVolume for October 31, 2016. ♬

October surprises, the church of bleach and political clowns + this day in history w/Debbie Gibson's séance and our song of the day by Leonard Cohen on your Morning Monarchy for October 31, 2016.

Television portals, reminiscent of the spirits that travel through electrical currents in Twin Peaks.
By: Jay Dyer

OK crime spree, 'Satan 2' songs and the Dreamworld/Doomocracy theme park + this day in history w/the Baltimore Four and our song of the day by Honeyblood on your Morning Monarchy for October 27, 2016.

Halloween is fast approaching, so you’re probably seeing pumpkins with all kinds of interesting carvings and elaborate colors. Gone are the days of simple jack-o-lanterns. Pinterest has put those to shame. But if you see a teal pumpkin, it has special meaning.
Teal-colored pumpkins signify participation with and support of the Teal Pumpkin Project, an initiative started by FARE (Food Allergy Research & Education), to provide children with food allergies a safe trick-or-treating experience. [1]

Charismatic leaders, severe hallucinations and 'Purge Night' + this day in history w/"Saturday Night Massacre" and our song of the day by Flock Of Dimes on your Morning Monarchy for October 20, 2016.

-by NoahWell, THIS was bound to happen. Here’s a splendid opportunity to make Halloween great again. You can do it with the visage of America’s most popular neo-nazi, snatch-grabbing, gay conversion supporting, broom-riding, tax-evading douchebag, Donald J. Trump.No, I don’t mean wearing a mask of America’s newest Charlie Manson. That’s so passé.