-by NoahTuesday is October 31st. That means Halloween is almost here, although it should be said that this year's Halloween began the day that bloated orange freak floated down the stairs to announce his candidacy in his fake gold encrusted Fifth Avenue tower.Now that you remember that image of horror, I thought I'd get to listing a few costume ideas you may want to consider wearing for trick or treating Tuesday night, but first I want to list a few ideas for the evil denizens of the currently haunted house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. So, here goes:1. Rex Tillerson- An oil covered pelican2. Jeff Sessions- What else but a Keebler elf? Perhaps the gollum from Lord Of The Rings?3. Stephen Miller- Going as Pee Wee Herman would work, but I bet he's too lazy and shiftless to get that costume together. No, he'll just go to his closet and pull out one of his designer sheet and hood outfits.4. Mike Pence- Speaking of closets, I'm sure that Pence and his fake wife will go as two of the Village People. He'll go as the cowboy. She'll be the cop.5. Sean Spicer- He will make a special return appearance at the White Supremacy House dressed as a shrub.6. Kellyanne Conway- She will put on one of her fab toy soldier outfits that her boss loves so much7. Eric and Little Donnie Jr.-- Full African Safari "Great White Hunter" mode, including "Make America Great Again" safari hat, for these two miscreants.8. Ben Carson- OD'd opioid victim.Now, on to a few of the commercially available costumes:1. The Trump "Best Costume" t-shirt, in orange and white, natch.2. You can go as "The Wall". Option 13. "The Wall". Option 24. Need a costume for your dog?
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