by NoahSunday Thoughts:So Republican messiah Donald Trump went to Alabama to have a look at the destruction wrought by some of God's tornados a few weeks ago. This time, instead of tossing paper towels out to the victims, he signed their Bibles. I'm guessing that the Alabamans who presented their Bibles for signature were told that Trump would only sign their KKK hoods and MAGA hats behind closed doors. I'm also guessing that the new #1 hymn on the Republican Jesus charts is titled "Hey Satan, Would You Sign My Bible?" It's a wonderful world.When I think of the whole bible-signing episode, I can just hear Trump getting back on his bus with Billy Bush laughing and bragging "In Alabama, you can sign their bibles. If you're a racist jackass, they let you!"
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