Melania

OMG! Trump Was Lying About Melania! Is Little Barron An Anchor Baby? Has There Been A Paternity Test? Can We See It With The Tax Returns?

Trump's version of "classy"I don't want to get into a whole thing about whether or not Melania was working as an escort when she first came to America. Trump's attorneys wrote me what's called a legal demand letter asking for a retraction and apology. I'm sorry I published a post asserting that you worked as a hooker, Melania, even though I was clear that I didn't think there was anything wrong with working as a hooker.

Trump And Women

He wasn't jokingDid you ever get a letter from a Trumpy-the-Clown attorney threatening a law suit? I guess the really classic ones are the ones from ultimate sleaze bag Roy Cohn but he's sitting on Satan's dick now so the one I got a week or two ago was less collectible. They're suing me for writing about accusations that before she was married to Herr Trumpf, Melania wasn't just using her bod for modeling.

Yes, Melania Was A Hooker Before She Married Señor Trumpanzee

When I was very young and very destitute-- having just returned to the U.S. after nearly 7 years abroad-- I found myself broke and homeless in New York. I'm not proud to say so, but I made some money for myself down near 53rd and 3rd in Manhattan for a unpleasant few months until I got a record selling business going. I'm telling you that because I don't want you to think that I am being judgmental when I say that Melania Trump was doing the same thing at one point-- albeit not on Manhattan street corners.