by NoahTomorrow is Father's Day so I thought I'd make a card for DWT readers to send around to any Repugs they know, post on social media, whatever. You can blow it up and use it for a lawn sign. It would even make for a nice billboard on the highway, especially down south. It's just a little depiction of Love Republican Style.
In the 2000 election, 167,398 Alaskans (58.62%) voted for George W Bush against Al Gore. Four years later 190,889 Alaskans (61.07%) voted for Bush against John Kerry. Bush was popular among Alaskan voters-- who also backed John McCain (59.42%) and Mitt Romney (54.80%). But Trump isn't well liked by most Alaskans. He barely eked out a majority against Hillary-- 51.28%, pretty sad compared to Bush.
-by NoahWhile her brothers show what assholes they are by posing with their defenseless murder victims, Ivanka prefers to reveal herself by speaking or obnoxiously tweeting, just like Daddy-Poo.Earlier this week, The Princess Bozo tweeted out some of her clueless ideas for “fun activities” that a mother can do with her children while mar
by NoahHaving worked in the corporate world in my career, I've seen more than my fair share of bubble-headed idiots who got their job only because a successful daddy pulled some favors or asserted some power and got the job for them. Once in whatever the business is, they just trade on daddy's name and launch some sort of income stream.
I don't want to put words in your mouth but it's probably a fair guess that you think of the Trump spawn as worthless. Not in Forbes world they're not.
by NoahIt is often said that if you want to know where a child got their stupidity from just have a look at the parents. It's the old "apple doesn't fall far from the tree" adage. That adage is certainly true when it comes to the apple of the president's eye, Ivanka Trump. Sorry Eric, Donnie Jr. and Junior Psycho Baron, but your dad really does love your sister more.
by NoahThe Sarah Palin of the Trump administration. Am I being unfair? Maybe. Do I care? No. Not one iota. There's no fair in dealing with evil. Some idiots (red hat types) say she's presidential material. Republicans said that about Palin, too. Genius. Always consider the source. I look at anyone named Trump and I hear the Deliverance theme playing in my head.
I'm totally enjoying season 2 of HBO hit, Succession, the Jesse Armstrong series created around the Roy family, sho some fans say is loosely based on the Murdoch family and others argue is loosely based on the Trump family-- but really combines both. The video up top was the first season's trailer and the one below is the second season trailer:Yesterday's McKay Coppins feature for the Atlantic, The Heir, will give a big boost to the Successor fans who swear the Roys and based on the Trumps.
