by NoahThe Sarah Palin of the Trump administration. Am I being unfair? Maybe. Do I care? No. Not one iota. There's no fair in dealing with evil. Some idiots (red hat types) say she's presidential material. Republicans said that about Palin, too. Genius. Always consider the source. I look at anyone named Trump and I hear the Deliverance theme playing in my head. I would like to see her try to dress a grizzly though, but, I'll have to be content knowing that she can see Russia from her house.Ivanka is the orangutan's daughter. If she was worth even a nickel, she would have run away from home at 12 years old and never looked back. The fact that she didn't shows that the apple of her father's soulless eyes just fell to the ground and stayed there rotting. Whatever. Don't blame her, you say? Fine. It's all in her DNA. It's a Trump chromosome thing. Blame her DNA.
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