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It’s your patriotic duty to spread scooters, Sammiches and footlongs to the ends of the earth – DO YOU UNDERSTAND, SON?
 
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When I was in 8th grade I caught a bizarre show on satellite at my grandmother’s house. It was on The Comedy Channel and had a guy with two bots making fun of old movies. I fell in love, and always dreamt of doing my own MST3K. Here is a fun test run that was largely improv.

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Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis invited me on to discuss the real flub of the Oscars – awarding Al Qaeda an Oscar. I also do my Bill Paxton and John McCain impersonations.
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Jay Dyer, Hesher and Patrick Henningsen cover the 21stCenturyWire Fake News Week, highlighting the MSM’s greater hits of total retardo deception and madman nonsense.
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Tune in to the Alternate Current Radio Network (ACR) for another LIVE broadcast of ‘The Boiler Room’ starting at 6:00 PM PST | 8:00 PM CST | 9:00 PM EST for this special broadcast. Join us for uncensored, uninterruptible talk radio, custom-made for barfly philosophers, misguided moralists, masochists, street corner evangelists, media-maniacs, savants, political animals and otherwise lovable rascals.

Tune in to the Alternate Current Radio Network (ACR) for another LIVE broadcast of ‘The Boiler Room’ starting at 6:00 PM PST | 8:00 PM CST | 9:00 PM EST for this special broadcast. Join us for uncensored, uninterruptible talk radio, custom-made for barfly philosophers, misguided moralists, masochists, street corner evangelists, media-maniacs, savants, political animals and otherwise lovable rascals.

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Russian Agent Jason Stalin comes forward to admit Hillary, the DNC and all the lying pundits and purveyors of fake news are correct – Russia did hack the U.S. elections to install their man, Donald Trump. Be afraid. Be very afraid.  Only thundercunts can save us.

Jay A. Tsoukalos steps in to decipher the meaning of the recent sci fi mind-bender, Arrival.  Cthulhu was called, answered, and arrived.

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Arrival (2016) – The Film’s Secret Meaning Explained

Elite Italian mobsters challenged the Dixie mafia to a drinking game on my old cable access show. This is the episode that got me banned.