Melania

by NoahAh, the longing! The longing! We can see what Queen Melanoma longs for for Christmas, a man, a real man, a real president!But here's what I long for. Here's what I want for Christmas: I want a patriotic Two Million Whistleblower March On Washington! That's right.

by NoahOh oh! looks like someone's weekend date plan crashed and burned. Donnie's lap dancer seems to have chosen another lap! Who can blame her? C'mon, Donnie, don't despair! I'm sure you can scrape up the dough for another $130,000 substitute. Better hurry, though. The price to spend any time with you is going up more every day.

by NoahMakin' Eyes: Left- Obviously lovestruck Melania coming on to Canadian PM Justin "Swoon-o-Matic" Trudeau in her 4 digit Red Devil Fuck Me Frock last weekend at the G7 in Paris. Right- Ivanka swooning at Justin 2 years ago at a roundtable event in Washington. I have to laugh at the pained expression on Senor Trumpanzee's face. He knows he's A1 cuckold material. Happy dreams, Donnie! Got an extra $130,000 in your pocket? It's OK, Donnie.

by NoahYeah, I know this meme has been around for a while but every day it just gets more and more poignant when it comes to Trump and his dumbass lynch mob of mindlessly arrogant and hypocritical treason puppets.If I was a snarky individual, I might say that Melania is the epitome of immigrants who will do the jobs that most Americans won't do; well, at least a couple of those jobs.

by Noah Spy vs. Spy: White House CSI Edition:So... Trump was right all along! There was a spy working for the Eric Holder-run DOJ during the 2016 campaign! Little did Trump know that the spy was often standing right by his side. Now that the spy's identity has been revealed, it might be time to investigate who sent her to chat up Trump and latch onto him all those years ago.

President Trump made an unexpected trip to Iraq on the day after Western Christmas, flying in secret on Air Force One with the lights blacked out and military escort jets alongside. The eleven-hour journey concluded with the President speaking to the US troops stationed there, but his message was intended for the whole world to hear.

by NoahMerry Christmas from DownWithTyranny! What better visual for this year than Melania's blood-dipped Christmas trees? What a statement! Is it hear her cry or is it hear her cackle? I don't really care, do you?

by NoahOh poor you, Melania. So abused. So picked upon. Fuck you! The last First Lady got repeatedly subjected to typically Republican racial diatribes calling her an ape and a man, complete with idiotic YouTube videos offered as so-called evidence. Fuck you to the heavens and all the way down to the hell where you belong.Melania, you signed up for any abuse you get when you married what you married.

by NoahTo be fair, Rene Belloq, the Raiders Of The Lost Ark character Melania Trump is standing next to in tonight's meme was not strictly a NAZI. He he was, to be more precise, an opportunistic NAZI sympathizer, so, in that sense, it's a perfect match at the least. But, I have to laugh at people who think that Mail Order Melania is unaware of the messages she sends with her hideous fashion choices. Once? Maybe.

by NoahMelania really doesn't care, does she. But, don't worry, Melania's wearing of a hated symbol of the good old days of sadistic, exploitive European colonial rule is sure to be a big hit with her "husband" and the rest of the White Nationalist crowd back at the big White Plantation House on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Maybe Republicans will be adopting these hats as a new fashion, with a new slogan. I can see it now: Make The World White Again!