Midnight Meme Of The Day!

by NoahI love Republican signage! It so often gets right to the core of their nihilism and stupidity, and they're so proud of it too! This sign comes to us from a convenience store in Manchester, Kentucky by the name of Alvin's. Generous spirit that I am, though, I'll give Alvin some credit. At least he spelled every single word in his sign correctly. Nailed it, Alvin! Good on you! I'm guessing Alvin's mother-sister did a good job of homeschooling him when he wasn't out doing his Kentucky Junior Militia drills with brother-dad. He even spelled the governor's name right; a Democratic governor at that! Extra credit for you, Alvin!I first spotted this story in Tiki Torch Tucker Carlson's Daily Stormer, er, Daily Caller but it has been circulating widely among the republican "Give Me Liberty & Death" crowd over the las several days. Hey, after all, wearing a mask that might save your life and the life of others! That is just so... so inconvenient! Yep, there's that ol' endemic republican selfishness again!Refusing service is as Confederate as pecan pie so I'm waiting for Alvin's next signage creations, not to mention the one's his idiocy has inspired. What's next? "No Service To You If You Came Here In A Car That Has Protective Airbags!" How about "No Customer Service If You Swim In A Chlorinated Pool!" And for you seniors: "If you Were Ever Vaccinated For Polio, Get Lost!"