by NoahFlushing twice might be normal, sometimes, with water efficiency toilets, but 10-15 times? Tomorrow, he'll be saying 20-30 and he'll still have paper stuck to his shoe. Of course his toilet probably really does get clogged. You're not supposed to wipe your ass with copies of the Constitution and flush it down the toilet. Who told him to? Putin. Moscow Mitch? Some Saudi royal? If they told him our Constitution was made of Adderall, he'd grind it up and snort it.There's no saving Donald Jar Jar Trump. He's gone from his Covfefe dialect of English and even blown right past Gohmertian English to whatever this is that he's speaking now. By February, we'll have to have subtitles on the TV every time the Trumpanzee opens his mouth. The next time he speaks to the UN, they won't have a translator capable of translating his gibberish and his supporters will cheer and claim that as proof that we should disband the United Nations and teach our children Russian. How long. How long. How long does this go on before the media and the rest of corporate America admits the truth that this clown is insane? The quote in tonight's meme shows that he's not only lost whatever limited ability he may have once had at putting at least semi-coherent sentences together but even his thoughts are more disjointed than they've ever been; and the were plenty bad in 2016 and before. This goes way back either to his childhood or his first syphilitic whore, maybe both. We are watching the final disintegration of what was once presumably a human being and we know that, in this world, the person at the top sets the tone.How long before the aforementioned powers that be decide to rid us of this two-legged, straw-haired, sputtering nation-killing disease? Yeah, I know. They never will. They're in this 'til the end. They're in this to grab whatever they can, money, pussy, cock, power, whatever floats their boats. Donnie Jar Jar is their boy, 400 pounds of mental incapacity!This is a man who signs executive orders to pollute the water and then complains about water shortages. He signs executive orders that worsen our climate and darken our skies with heat-trapping pollutants. I see where this is going:
Some states it's bright, so light outside. It's called sun. The Sun revolves 'round us. Then light gone. Me no know wha' happen. Then come back. No one knows why. Maybe bad regulating. New light bulbs are why I look orange. Places some, get more sun. Tremendous bigly sun. Unfair. Let's have more Daylight Saving Time! Me order Melania to set White House clocks 2 hours, 4 hours, 8 hours back. More Daylight! I stable genius did that! Why don't we spread light around? Use rakes. Rake the sunbeams! Rake the sunbeams! Windmills cause cancer. Rake the sunbeams! Me better Lincoln. No pee tape! No pee tape. No pee tape! No pee tape! People are saying.
It's 11:59 and the country's survival clock is ticking. Tick Tock.Tick Tock. Tick Tock. We're just a minute away so it's too late; a mere 60 seconds. Pull the damn plug! Stop the madness! The only flag flying over the White House should be one of those old severe storm warning flags. Make it 2. No, Make it 3.