by NoahMoscow Mitch and his favorite flag:Go ahead, Moscow Mitch McTraitor. Kiss that flag. Lick that flag. You know you want to. In fact, you'll do anything your masters Vlad Putin and Donnie The Red tell you to do. We know that and you know that. You've been such a good and loyal Trump apprentice in service to them both. I bet you've already sent Putin an autographed copy of this photo, haven't you? God knows what other photos you've sent him. It's obvious, now more than it ever was, that you'll send your spymaster any photos he requires. Blueprints for our newest aircraft carriers? No problem! Polling data for our elections? No problem. Oh wait, that's Trump's department. He has experience in that.Hey, Moscow Mitch McTraitor, now that you've wiped your pimply cellulite farm of an ass with that oath of office you took, that oath where you swore to protect the Constitution and defend America from all enemies foreign and domestic, why don't you just get on a plane to Moscow and go get your Hero Of The Russian Federation medal? I'm sure your buddy Vladimir will send a plane for you. If not, we can all set up a GoFundMe page to collect enough for a ticket; one way of course. A GoFuckYourself page would be more appropriate, though.
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