I figure for a change that I would step back from all the doom and gloom of what has been happening in regards to the US/Israel criminal enterprise's rush to war against Iran, and put up an article that I came across the other day that absolutely made me howl!But first, I will describe what actually happened to me just last Friday... I was in a rush on my way home and decided to stop at a local Credit Union ATM machine to withdraw some of that plastic Canadian money..... And what I went through was so ridiculous and was one for the ages...I got into the line up of cars for the drive through ATM with only one vehicle in front of me... But what happened next bordered on lunacy... The woman that was driving the SUV in front of me was at the ATM machine, and rather than have her ATM card in hand, she stopped the vehicle and proceeded to fumble away into her purse to locate her card.. Then she had a dickens of a time trying to insert the card as the ATM is regressed into the bank wall and she could not reach the machine from her rolled down window.. She had to open the door and then proceed to push the card into the machine and then spent the next few minutes trying to figure out either her PIN number or how to work the machine to get her cash or other banking done! Then she finally got her cash out after what seemed like ages, and then proceeded to put the money and her card back into her purse which took another few minutes before proceeding away... All that took close to 10 very frustrating minutes, when a normal person would have everything ready to go and be at the machine and on his/her way in under 2 minutes! I did not know whether to laugh or to cry from this incident...BUT lo and behold, I found the following article from John De Nugent's website at www.johndenugent.com, that just mirrored what I went through last Friday and it made me howl... I want to share that article, entitled:"Wimmin - Gotta Lov'em" with my own readers here... I have my own thoughts and comments to follow:Wimmin – gotta lov’emJune 23, 2019 John de NugentShare the loveThat is why we love you women .. lots of dramaObviously written by a man, but it isn’t far from the truth.MALE VS FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINEA new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:‘Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.After months of careful research, “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.’MALE PROCEDURE:1. Drive up to the cash machine.2. Put down your car window.3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.6. Put window up.7. Drive off.FEMALE PROCEDURE:(What is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)1. Drive up to cash machine.2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.3. Set parking brake, put the window down.4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.6. Attempt to insert card into machine.7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.8. Insert card.9. Re-insert card the right way.10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.11. Enter PIN.12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.13. Enter amount of cash required.14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.15. Retrieve cash and receipt.16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of check book.18. Re-check makeup.19. Drive forward 2 feet.20. Reverse back to cash machine.21. Retrieve card.22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.25. Re-dial person on cell phone.26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.27. Release Parking Brake.NTS Notes: I am not out to insult women at all... But the facts are that I have witnessed everything that is in this humorous article myself and therefore I will say that what is presented is so true!Yes, women... You gotta love them..... My own better half also read this article and she herself laughed but stated "not all women are like that!", which is true, but from what I have seen those women who know logically how to use an ATM machine at a drive through window without going through needless crap are in a minority!And yes, as the author states, this may have indeed been written by a man, but again the facts are that a lot of what is presented by the "female procedure" are very true! I am living testimony of that fact from what I endured last Friday.....More to comeNTS
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