-by NoahOh, the anguish, the heartache that Donald Jackass Trump and his parents must have felt when little super-patriot Donnie, try as he might, as much as he wanted, just couldn't serve. But, back in those days, before Trump slithered out from under a rusting garbage can in some dark, dank, greasy, reeking New York alley to coat the walls of the White House with an amount of grossly alien slime that even those in Washington could never have imagined, presidents really routinely did write condolence letters. The Trumps must have stood and sung the national anthem to honor their country and the military when they got this letter; don't you think? No kneeling for the Trumps! And forget those alleged bone spurs. Donnie's little hands were just too small to handle a rifle anyway. All the real soldiers would have laughed at him, just like so many would now, if his presence as their commander wasn't so serious.Mind you, it's not to late to do what's best for the country and the world and put Jackass in a tiger cage and leave him in the jungles of Vietnam where even Rambo can't find him.
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