by Noah Sunday Thoughts:I feel bad that I've been ignoring Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She works so hard at being what she is. And, so since it's Sunday, I offer this prayer:Dear Lord,Please forgive me for ignoring Sarah the last several weeks. It's not that I haven't been noticing her depraved attitude and pathologically nihilistic behavior. It's just that there have been so many other bozo eruptions coming from Washington. Hell (forgive me again) I don't know how even you can keep up with them all!I don't know what your purpose in even having people like Sarah on our Earth could possibly be, but, hey, that's why you are God and I am not. Obviously, you're quite a sick practical joker. I can understand why you hate us but please have mercy oh Lord! Forgive us our transgressions! Give us the rare intelligence and moral strength to rid our land of such pestilence. Mind you, unleashing a plague millions of Washington's famously huge and aggressive rats upon the real vermin of the city wouldn't be a bad idea either; perfectly acceptable in fact. Could we have the rats drop from the ceiling onto her podium while she's lying, please?Thank you for listening oh Lord,Noah
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