by NoahDonald Jackass Trump: An April Fool Joke gone horribly wrong.But, there may be a remedy, an ironic one at that! Never let it be said that I can't come up with a productive solution to the nation's biggest problems! Why not use Space Force to shoot the entire Trump administration out to the Oort Cloud? We can even hold a national raffle where one lucky patriotic American gets to push the launch button!I can just see Lindsey Graham running to the launch pad screaming "Take me too! Wait! Take me Donnie! I love you Donnie! Wait! Take me with you!"Ignition. Flames. Liftoff. Buh-Bye Lindsey. Buh-Bye to the rest as the great white rocket bird soars into space, fittingly smaller by the second.
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