by NoahAirplane is one of my favorite silly movies, so when I saw this dark meme homage to the control tower captain played hilariously by Lloyd Bridges, I had to share it.Millions of people, if not billions the world over have asked how Donald Trump got the way he is. What could have caused a human brain to slip so far off the rails that it appears to live half in some alternate dimension. The most commonly accepted supposition is that President Trump, like many world leaders of the past, has syphilis. While that can rationally be considered likely, could his problem have simply been caused by over-exposure to lead?Syphilis or lead? They both cause similar symptoms of brain damage. Did the two homes that young Donnie grew up in in Queens, NY feature walls covered in flaking lead-based paints? Did young Donnie spend his rugrat days picking up flakes and eating them. Or, perhaps the water pipes leading into the Trump house were made of corroded lead. Both? It might bear investigation, but then we have to ask, what explains the known idiocy of Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka?Well, maybe it's just some tradition in the Trump family line to eat lead. Could it be that the Trumps eat bowls of lead paint flakes for breakfast every day? If so, what do they have with their "cereal?" Fruit marinated in Weed-Be-Gone? Ah! But what about the people who voted for Trump and still think he has a lovely family? Obviously, there's a lot more lead poisoning in America than anyone lets on. Either that or syphilis is now an epidemic.
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